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Curves

Mae West famously said that a curve is “the loveliest distance between two points” and we would have to agree. Celebrate your womanly figure in this sheer longer length scoop neck T-Shirt emblazoned with the MFI logo.

Price: from $15.95

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My Eyes Are Up Here

Do guys ooh and ahh, when they stare at your bra? Well it’s no secret that manners go down the tubes, when men see boobs, so let them know “my eyes are up here!” in this sheer longer length T-Shirt.  Available in two colors: Teal and Very Pink. Click on the image for more details.

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Screw Shoes, Buy Me Boobs!

Did you know the average woman has 19 pairs of shoes? So next time you’re offered a shopping spree, wear this Sheer Short Sleeve Longer T-Shirt, and tell him “Screw Shoes, Buy Me Boobs”. Available in black and white colors. Click on the image for more details.

Price: from $15.95

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Proud Resident of Hooterville w/See Reverse (on back)

All aboard! The train to Hooteverille is departing. Proudly display your new assets in this short sleeve scoop Neck T-Shirt with the Hooterville logo on front, and the MFI logo on the back.  Choose from Raspberry, pink, chocolate, or black. Click on the image for more details.

Price: from $15.95

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See Reverse Side (Front blank)

Want a more discrete design that still celebrates your Hall of Fame status? Try this short sleeve scoop neck T-Shirt with the front blank, and MFI Logo on back.  Available in 4 colors: Pink, Chocolate, Raspberry, and Black. Click the image for more details.

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I Just Visit For The Blogs

The word “Blog” is originally derived from the term “web log” and is also the main reason guys visit MyFreeImplants.com. Show your support for the verbose ladies of MFI by purchasing this Hanes – TAGLESS T-Shirt.  Available in Black, Chocolate, and Navy. Click the image for more details.

Price: from $15.95

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Eat Sleep Boobs!

We all know times are tough, but there are 3 essentials that keep us moving forward to a brighter day; a roof over our head, a hot meal on our plate, and a nice perky rack! These 3 necessities are displayed on the front of a Hanes Tagless t-shirt in the style of a rest-stop road-sign. Available in white, click the image for more details.

Price: from $15.95

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